The Times Fantasy Football

I'm in and done and didn't break it

how do yo get into the league again? cud sum 1 pm me and get into your league

Player allocation will take place tomorrow. There are 6 places still available in the league.

Well, I've been allocated 5 players so far... Got my first two choices too! Carra and Agger
The rest of the team might be a bit shaky though, as the fifth player picked was Nani, and was ranked down somewhere near 50
Oh, I got Tevez too... Bloody scum

So far I've got Friedel, Carvalho, Chimbonda, Carrick, Bellamy & Owen.

Not too bad so far, happy with Friedel & Carvalho, and who knows, maybe this is finally the season that Owen comes good?

Team so far...

James, David
Berbatov, Dimitar
Ben Haim, Tal
Benayoun, Yossi
Rosicky, Tomas
Riise, John Arne
Eboue, Emmanuel

So far I have got...

Wayne Rooney
Andriy Shevchenko
Ryan Giggs
Louis Saha
Pogatetz
Matt Taylor
Nicky Shorey

I despise my team already (though will possibly do quite well?)

What I have found interesting is you can still set your allocation...but am unsure if this will still effect who you may still get...hmm

FFS, just got Wes Brown 

FFS, just got Wes Brown 

I'd take him over Owen "Poncey Hair" Hargreaves who I've just been given!
I've also got Gilberto Silva for some unknown reason...

We have all be given 7 players out of a total of 20...unsure why the whole squad hasn't been allocated in one hit.

4 Forwards out of 7 allocated upto now. Help - I need a keeper soon !!

Dean Ashton, Benni McCarthy, Peter Crouch & Fernando Torres.

2 in midfield.

Tuncay Sanli & Ryan Babel

1 defender.

Gabriel Heinze

Could be a team full of goals / Liverpool players !!!

4 Forwards out of 7 allocated upto now. Help - I need a keeper soon !!

Dean Ashton, Benni McCarthy, Peter Crouch & Fernando Torres.

2 in midfield.

Tuncay Sanli & Ryan Babel

1 defender.

Gabriel Heinze

Could be a team full of goals / Liverpool players !!!

you can always transfer out a forward to another manager if you feel you have too many & get goalkeeper instead.

REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!! I've got Michael Ballack! 

Also have:

Dirk Kuyt 
Salomon Kalou
Michael Dawson
Abdoulaye Meite
Kolo Toure
Gael Clichy

I got momo sissoko!!!! happy days

Anyone seen Venison's team?  It's a fix 

Get In
Gerrard
Hyypia
Mascherano
Aurelio
Gonzalez???
Finnan
Pennant

All Players in for the mighty Anfield Athletic.

Very UNIMPRESSED by the lack of ANY Liverpool players. And who the F**k is Shabani Nonda.

Shay Given in goal - are they taking the piss.

I think I will certainly be the 'tinkerman' of our league this season.

And as for Venison's team...

It's a fix. Reckon you know someone who works on that paper sunshine. (Mind you not too many strikers)

(6 places left - not sure if people can still join - but if you want to the password for our league is 'copper20')

Here's the starting teams...

Oh and Tommo (Scum Free XI)? You've got Gabriel Heinze... or do you know something we don't?

Right, I give up already. The only half decent players I've got are Owen, Carvalho & Gareth Barry. I've been stuck with F***ing Emile Heskey, George Boateng, Wilfred Bouma & Moritz Volz. Not happy 

McBride!!??
You's will have to find something else for a goalpost, because I'm taking my jumper and I'm going home!

Redkenny's got about 15 strikers in his team.