Can't wait for his England career montage. An unforgettable career with such memorable moments as that tap in against Andorra, the point blank header against San Marino, that scorcher from three yards out against the mighty Luxembourg, that misplaced pass against Iceland, that misplaced pass against Iceland, that other misplaced pass against Iceland. Don't let me tell you all about it - you really had to see it to believe it.
So here's to you Wayne Rooney or the Assassin of Andorra as he is better known! Congratulations on your international retirement! You've truly earnt your status as one of England's all time greats!
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