Dreams

I always get that! I sort of think I know this is a dream. When I was even younger I used to think I could wake myself up from a dream as well if it was particularly scary. I had quite a funny one (not at the time) where I was swimming through murky water and a massive shark came out of nowhere, I clearly remember thinking "F**k it, it's only a dream" and waking up just as he ate me.

Scariest one I've had was when I was having a nightmare as a kid, and thought I'd woken up. I was in my bed and everything, the only difference being there was a pile of stacked cans at the foot of my bed (which I didn't notice, it being a dream and all ). Suddenly this massive bat-monster-thing burst through the window and through the cans toward me. Woke up and I swear I my eyes didn't leave my window for hours, I was too bloody scared!

I think lucid dreaming is where you're in the middle of your dream and you realise its a dream so you can do whatever you want, even wake yourself up if you wish.  I get them all the time, and I'm even aware that I've had the same dream before and know what's going to happen next.  So I can avoid scary things or warn others of impending danger

Does anybody else ever dream about jumping down the stairs?  And you kind of go in slow motion in mid-jump and think you're going to die, but land softly at the bottom.  Or another one I have is where you're trying to run but you're so tired that you can't, and you feel your legs collapsing so you start to crawl.

I had the weirdest dream last night where I was in this big room, which was my bedroom I think, and I was watching sky sports news on a big cinema screen TV.  I was only in my boxers and waiting to have a shower but someone was already in it so I had to wait.  I walked out of the room and realised I needed a clean pair of boxers so I went down to the end of the room and found them on the production line of a factory.  As I tried to reach them they moved down the line and I chased them but they kept moving and moving, and I realised they were going to be baked in the pies on the line.  I started shouting and the people stopped the machine so I could get my boxers out of the pie.  Then I realised I couldn't wear them because they were covered in pie.  Thats when I woke up.  Dreams are so weird.

Does anybody else ever dream about jumping down the stairs?  And you kind of go in slow motion in mid-jump and think you're going to die, but land softly at the bottom.  Or another one I have is where you're trying to run but you're so tired that you can't, and you feel your legs collapsing so you start to crawl.

I don't get the lucid dreaming thing unfortunately, I understand the idea, but when I'm in my dream everything seems real, I don't realise that it's a dream.

But the two things I quoted, I often have both. The first one, it's not necessarily stairs, I remember having one where I was bunny-hopping on a BMX, but I was getting really good at it. Then it started getting silly, and I was able to bunny-hop the bike about 10-15 metres in the air, but I was always landing really softly! I remember being freaked out in the dream, but loving it too!

The second one, I often have dreams where I can't run fast enough. I try to run harder and harder, but just seem to be going really slowly. I can't understand it in the dream, I think I must be able to go faster, but I can't.

I get what you mean with the running ayrton! It seems like your trying to sprint but end up moving slow motion or something.

Weird huh...

I woke up, or dreamed I did, to find a incredibly tall man standing at the end of my bed. I can still see his face today, full of evil intention! Anyway, he then started leaning towards me over the bed, and I screamed and rushed under the covers in fright - childish reaction, but I was terrified. Eventually coming out, obviously there was no-one there.

That sounds more like sleep paraylsis that mate. That's one of the most common experiences of it.

I'm sure we've had this conversation before, too?

Or another one I have is where you're trying to run but you're so tired that you can't, and you feel your legs collapsing so you start to crawl.

I get that dream quite regularly. I hate it because i can feel the pain in my legs that's stopping me from walking. And when i wake up i just check to make sure my legs are there and that i can walk. 

Another dream i get regularly is me falling off a cliff but i wake up just before i hit the sea. 

And then i get random dreams like when I'm in chocolate land. 

I dreamt last night that we lost 3-1 to Pompey on Saturday. When i woke up, i was all depressed and then i remembered and shouted "YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I get that dream quite regularly. I hate it because I can feel the pain in my legs that's stopping me from walking. And when I wake up I just check to make sure my legs are there and that I can walk. 

I know what you mean about the pain in your legs.  Its a horrible feeling actually not being able to run in your dream and the tiredness in your legs makes it very painful.  Alot of the time though I can wake myself up if I'm trying to run away from something and I'm aware its a dream.

I also get dreams that seem real and when I wake up I'm so pissed off if its a good dream.  Its weird because I dream every single night and always remember them quite vividly, especially after I've just woke up.  Sometimes I forget them after a while but alot of people I talk to about dreams don't have them every night and can't remember them if they do.  I don't think I experience a dreamless sleep very often, which I'm glad of because I look forward to dreams

That sounds more like sleep paraylsis that mate. That's one of the most common experiences of it.

I'm sure we've had this conversation before, too?

Yeah, I have had that, and remember talking about it, but this one was different because I was able to move, so didn't think it was related.

Ok i have this frequent dream about playing for the reds, i know its gotta be a common dream on this board, so go on admit it who else actually dreams of playing for the reds.

I have always been a very decent player, but i realise the realities of making it big time are probably small without massive amounts of effort, so maybe dreams are our fantasies brought to life for our own comfort. I did feel revitalised the next day though, Today i will be thinking of Claudi sheifer hoping that this influences tonights dreams, could be better than last night.

oh yes Gerrard promised me tickets to the Man U game, so i suppose i wont get them now, Damn!

Bad one last night in the dressing room with Ronaldo having a laugh!!!!F**king Hell .

in the dressing room with Ronaldo

Backs to the wall, lads!

Backs to the wall, lads!

Tip...Never take soap, only shower gel.

Tip...Never take soap, only shower gel.

Soap on a rope would be ok, though!

Jeeez, just looked on Google images for soap on a rope, look what I found: Jimmy Saville soap on a rope! 

I had the weirdest and funniest dream last night.

I was playng for Man City against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, and Chelsea were on the attack, although there was an obvious foul on my teammate Richard Dunne in the build-up which the referee (Mike Riely) missed. Anyway, the attack continued and Chelsea won a corner. I then confronted Riely and asked him why a free kick wasn't given for the foul on Dunne. He replied "Only 20 people saw it" . I then said "Mike, 30000 people saw it"! At this point the ref took out a piece of bread, some Lurpak butter and a knife. He spread the butter over the bread and then engraved my name into it using the knife, so it basically meant I was booked.  Mental stuff!

I had the weirdest and funniest dream last night.

I was playng for Man City against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, and Chelsea were on the attack, although there was an obvious foul on my teammate Richard Dunne in the build-up which the referee (Mike Riely) missed. Anyway, the attack continued and Chelsea won a corner. I then confronted Riely and asked him why a free kick wasn't given for the foul on Dunne. He replied "Only 20 people saw it" . I then said "Mike, 30000 people saw it"! At this point the ref took out a piece of bread, some Lurpak butter and a knife. He spread the butter over the bread and then engraved my name into it using the knife, so it basically meant I was booked.  Mental stuff!

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Had you been smokin the funny stuff  .

Had the most bizarre dream last night.

I went to Hungry Jacks (burger king) and it had poker machines outside and Barack Obama was on one and then I went inside and there was a notice up saying we'd sold aurelio.

I think someone must have put something in my food or something because that was weird.

Or another one I have is where you're trying to run but you're so tired that you can't, and you feel your legs collapsing so you start to crawl.

I get that one a lot. For some reason, it always occurs in my first primary school. Then there is also the dream that I'm naked and attend school (again my first school) like that.

I get that one a lot. For some reason, it always occurs in my first primary school. Then there is also the dream that I'm naked and attend school (again my first school) like that.

I used to dream that. Horrible. Then I'd always find my trousers in a toilet cubicle and the relief was immense!

I get that one a lot. For some reason, it always occurs in my first primary school. Then there is also the dream that I'm naked and attend school (again my first school) like that.

Haha I get that one too while I'm at my primary school.  I remember one where I was lining up to get the bus and I realised I was only wearing a vest and underpants(you sort of stop wearing underpants when you leave primary school, don't you? ) It was scary.  But as Ross says, when you find your clothes there is relief all round.

I dreamt last night about going to some place that made sandwiches, kind of like Subway but more posh.  But I decided to step behind the counter and make my own sandwich which is frowned upon but I didn't care.  Then they charged me £17 for my chicken sandwich so I blew smoke in their faces and went for fish and chips instead....weird.

Last night i dreamt i was being attacked by Snails. I think i have a phobia of snails or something. For the past two days, i have woken up getting ready for school with great enthusiasm to find snail slime all over my shoes. I then found a snail in my shoe. How do people eat those things?

I had a dream once.....Sigh 

I then found a snail in my shoe. How do people eat those things?

I wouldn't bother with just the one if I was you, but its normally with a little garlic and butter 

I just had a dream last night that Rafa was down on one knee in an old church, asking Isabella Swan from the Twilight book/film to marry him!

He was dressed in some cheesy old tuxedo, red rose in his lapel, shiny black shoes, the works! Not sure what Montse would have to say about that! He was very sincere though, and the size of the stone on the ring, it looked like a rock!