That happened to me once with a great white shark. I was water skiing, with the pullrope tied around me bellend, when this great white shark cam out of nowhere, jumped out the water, and bit me f***in head off, right at the same time as the boat hit a wave and decapitated me cock. But did that stop me? Did it sh*te. I swam after that great white shark, dragged it to the shore, climbed into its belly, found me 'ead, used the teeth in me 'ead to pull the 12 inch nails out me testes, nailed me 'ead back on - THEN, I swam back out to where me bellend had been ripped off, freedived 1.5 kilometeres to the bottom of the ocean, picked it up, swam back to the shore, used spit and sand to form a kind of glue and glued it back on.
Then I fu**ed the great white shark.
Up the arse.
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