The 'Quote of the Month Thread'

In the thread about Barcelona coming in for Benayoun :

Quote from: AussieRed on Today at 02:03:14 AM
Straight swap Yossi for Messi  Wink

And Res came back with this little blinder:

I'd still say no funnily enough.

I don't know why, but I've just got the feeling Yossi is going to be sensational this season.

Oh Res, you little Tinker!

Feel free to enter your Quote of the Month here! Who knows, there could even be a prize!

This was from last month, don't know if that's allowed Gow?

My personal favourite, including you and JD.

http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php?topic=5272.560

Particularly this:

JD: Ballbag?

Mine was bitten off by a pack of dogs during WWII.  Luckily I found the dog responsible, cut him open, retrieved my gonads and performed surgery on myself (with a spoon) and stitched it back together with barbed wire.

And this:

Gow: That happened to me once with a great white shark. I was water skiing, with the pullrope tied around me bellend, when this great white shark cam out of nowhere, jumped out the water, and bit me f***in head off, right at the same time as the boat hit a wave and decapitated me cock. But did that stop me? Did it sh*te. I swam after that great white shark, dragged it to the shore, climbed into its belly, found me 'ead, used the teeth in me 'ead to pull the 12 inch nails out me testes, nailed me 'ead back on - THEN, I swam back out to where me bellend had been ripped off, freedived 1.5 kilometeres to the bottom of the ocean, picked it up, swam back to the shore, used spit and sand to form a kind of glue and glued it back on.

Then I fu**ed the great white shark.

Up the arse.

Yeah, it was a good laugh that one!

Make sure to keep an eye out for personal faves and stick 'em in here!

This is from a typical manc tw*t at work,on nights started at 6 last night,knew F**k all about the 80 miillion pound w**ker deal,thought i was winding him up,went straight on the BBC news found out it was true,come back and said well he ain't had that good a season as he.What a w**ker

Jeremy Clarkson about Ronaldo

'He's one of those people you'd never tire, hitting with a hammer.'

That's a contender. Although I'm quite certain Jeremy Clarkson isn't a member of this forum.

Yep, it was kinda supposed to be restricted to forum quotes. If a prize materialised then I wouldn't know how to get it to Clarkson. I suppose I could just mail it to:

The Big Posh c**t with the Fellaini Hairdo
London
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This is something that gave me one of those unexpected uncontrollable sudden exhales of laughter the other day, thanks to stuey.

I could swear ive read a topic like this before somewhere

No swearing on this topic mate.

This is something that gave me one of those unexpected uncontrollable sudden exhales of laughter the other day, thanks to stuey.

The legs have gone, the legs have gone.



I never asked for a f***in Roman.

Nice shirt that on Vern though innit? I wonder if they make them in human size, or if he just got it at Hobbits R Us.

This is something that gave me one of those unexpected uncontrollable sudden exhales of laughter the other day, thanks to stuey.

Hahaha yeah I really laughed at that too!

From Gow's thread about that yapping dingo:

F**k the Dog

A bit extreme but who knows, it may work.   

Quote from: 3-star-wool on Today at 10:04:08 PM
Since about early-2006 I have been benitez's single biggest critic...

Reply from HUYTON RED:

'Who do you think you are?

That's Chris Bascombe's job!!'

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Made me literally laugh out loud

Huyton red gets the award from me for this comment about thatcher.

Quote from: HUYTON RED on June 12, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Tick Tock

Time's nearly up for the witch.

That'll be one off my list.

Jeremy Clarkson about Ronaldo

'He's one of those people you'd never tire, hitting with a hammer.'

That's a contender. Although I'm quite certain Jeremy Clarkson isn't a member of this forum.

Oh yes he is and he's the "BEST IN THE WORLD"

From the Michael Owen Transfer Thread:

I don't know about this one. Owen as always been about himself, so couple that with the fact that the British media hate Rafa, any of  Owens failings will be blamed on Rafa. They are gonna be calling for us to play with two strikers as soon as Owen scores two goals in the League Cup and mess up the team unity and we could become divided on the issue ala Keane. Like I said before Owen is about Owen and making the English team, he wont want to ride the pine cause he wont think he can make the english team riding the pine. We can't pay him to ride the pine. Its like an ex-girlfriend, she might not want to ride the pine. Don't do it, cut your losses and run.  Of course if he does come he will have my full support.

It's all about ridin' the pine baby!

!!!!

A quote from JD in the 'Torres insists stars must stay'.

Is Torres the only Spaniard at Anfield who has his head screwed on the right way around?

Possibly.

That's quote of the month for me!

The film Wimbledon. Never seen it, it's probably sh*te, I'm just watching because of Kirsten Dunst.

Started watching that the other night but got the impression she wasn't going to get her baps out - so stopped watching.

Early contender for July, from the thread where ticketcollector is looking for tickets from the 1976 Liverpool V. Bruges match:

i was thinking of going but going to keep money for a home game

So was I but unfortunately for me my Delorean was accidentaly set to 1876 instead of 1976 boy was I embarrassed.

 

Got home safe then, Dmasta?

Early contender for July, from the thread where ticketcollector is looking for tickets from the 1976 Liverpool V. Bruges match:

 

Got home safe then, Dmasta?

Had a little bit of trouble there's no lights on any of the panels in the delorean and I had to wait three bloody years for them to invent the light bulb apart from that it was smooth sailing.

niksluvslfc in the Forum Appreciation Thread:

And it's nice to hear from older wider people like you guys

Why oh why did they put the letter 'd' next to the letter 's' on the keyboard eh niks?

This one by Res gave me a laugh. Like he's properly disturbed!

Is that supposed to do that?

Or even slightly possibly offended by it!