Torres V Rooney

If Torres got a better manager who's not afraid of attacking, I'd pick Torres anytime on weekdays and twice on sunday.

Imagine him playing with the Mancs / Arsenal, sadly... I don't think we'll ever witnessed that

they have different skills.well torres goals ratio is better than rooneys. plus he is  getting better service than torres. plus rooney takes penalties must be at least 7 goals penalties so torres plus some of those games when he came back he wasnt match fit

I think most "HONEST" Mancs would prefere to have Torres.

Of course there's no such thing as an honest Manc, just ask the Easter Bunny!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine him playing with the Mancs / Arsenal, sadly... i don't think we'll ever witnessed that

Fernando Torres without a doubt. End of.....

No contest Nando everytime.....Wayne who!!

When I read the thread title there was only one thing I was going to post, so I thought I'd better read the thread first to see if anyone else had posted it, and loe and behold
; CurlyRed bet me to it.

WAYNE WHO ?  if you're comparing the two, THATS  the difference its so vast in my opinion !

You can't compare a fully fit Rooney with a recovering Torres it's just not fair, Rooney needs to be 'fed' the ball in order to produce the goods, Torres 'creates' from nothing !

Rooney is bloody good, but Torres is out of this world !

Even a  United Fan will agree that Torres is Better than him.

You can't really compare them both.

Rooney is a good player and is on form at the moment. However, he gets carried away when not in a winning position.

Torres, on the other hand, other than the fact he never scores a goal the same way twice, his dribbling and movements are really enjoyable.

Some stats here :

Goals per minute ratio in the PL this season

1. Torres : 1 goal per 91.7 minutes
2. Rooney : 1 goal per 95.1 minutes
3.Drogba : 1 goal per 95.8 minutes
(Tevez 122.1, Defoe 123.6)

Keeping in mind his struggles with fitness and the form of the team (particuarly Gerrard who in previous years has been the main provider for Torres) - that is a very impressive stat

One is fat and shags his Granny...the other is a ball of pure greatness that turns straight men torresexual in a second.

torresexual..., genius.

rooney is awesome, but torres is a better striker. faster, more skillful and a better finisher.

i get a boner whenever he looks at the camera and winks at me. what? he doesn't do that? must be my iagination then...

gotta be a fit nando. the only thing the other maggot has over him is that he isnt as injury prone, torres has literally EVERYTHIN in his bag of trix. not doubt rooney's talent but its gotta be our very own No9

haha i love all the man-love for Torres!!

Am now adding some woman love!  I know we are all bias-(well most of us...Mr Arsenal!) but if you were to put the two of them side by side- fully fit- Rooney would look like an idiot.
Every one of Rooneys goals are inside the box- tap ins, from a cross, free-kick or corner- dont get me wrong, a goal is a goal- but when talking about talent and skill- it has to be Torres everytime.

I would rather have a half-fit, over coming injury Torres, than a fit Rooney!!