The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Not really much to laugh at them about at the moment is there.

Suppose there is always neville. 

Suppose there is always neville. 

Good one Kenny, bloody hell there's another brother is there , haven't we got enough ugly Neville mugs already, I wonder how many more are lurking

Not really much to laugh at them about at the moment is there.

Unfortunately.....there the ones laughing at us at the moment

Not really much to laugh at them about at the moment is there.

The fact they are Everton and they are sh*t? Is that not enough anymore?

They don't half help to keep this thread running with some of the rubbish they come out with!

Everton are willing to win ugly - Phil Neville 
Jan 18 2008 by Dominic King, Liverpool Echo

PHIL NEVILLE urged Everton's supporters to understand why the Blues are ready to sacrifice style in their pursuit of Champions League football.

Having won the eight of their last 12 Premier League fixtures, "The Chosen One"’ side head to Wigan on Sunday knowing that another victory will thrust them back into the Premier League’s top four.

Willing to win ugly by Phil Neville! er yeah you got that right Phil


Whats next? how to Keep that summer tan up by Tony Hibbert? 

Willing to win ugly by Phil Neville Whats next? how to Keep that summer tan up by Tony Hibbert? :

 

Or possibley,

Amphibians: The World of Frogs, Toads, Salamanders and Newts by "The Chosen One"? 

Willing to win ugly by Phil Neville Whats next? how to Keep that summer tan up by Tony Hibbert? :

I thought it was "how to hold a shot and not let O'Shea score a goal that ultimately turns around a game you were leading 2-0 that ends up 2-4" by Iain Turner

Normal service has been resumed.

Ha Ha.

Normal service has been resumed.

Ha Ha.

JD i must take you to task,how can you associate Everton with normal.Everton should of got Luis Garcia on loan for the Chelsea match,He would of shown them how to beat Chelsea.

Never mind they still have a cup final on march 29th at Anfiled.

Saw this on the BBC, anyone else notice that the resemblance is uncanny?

found these on another forum

Thats right, they have broken a club record  . They are now unbeaten in SIX European games. If only they could win something, then we couldn't laugh at them.................... ..........as much. These are the only records Everton will ever break isn't it. 

Deluded Everton fans singing "Tell me ma me ma, to put the champagne on ice......."   FFS this is SK Bran were talking about here !! 

Gegging off us again are they? Sado's.

Gegging off us again are they? Sado's.

Thought so.

But we could all laugh at how much they tossed over Stubbs last season now he's at er - Derby?

Shame we couldn't call Yakubu a donkey.  How the F**k does he get hattricks?

Who's taking bets on a dvd coming out? 

Was just winding a mate up over that Ken

How the F**k does he get hattricks?

Against Brann and Fulham? My Nan could do that even today.

It's true what they say though "Feed the Slack and he will score!"
You wouldn't believe how upset a Bitter in my work got when I sang that! "It's Yak, it's Yak" he said! Well its sounds like slack to me!

bet the new dvd is out on monday 100 extra clubcard points when you buy it at Tesco.

Feed the Yak and he will score - no wonder hes the size of a F***ing blimp.