Court Collapses
The entire school was eagerly anticipating the first school trip of the term. The headmaster JD had decided to take all the kids on a trip round Buckingham Castle, which got everyone excited as you can imagine.
JD: "OK everybody listen up. Listen. Crouchinho shut up. Thank you. Now this is going to be a long journey down to London but that still doesn't mean you can start misbehaving. I expect the same level of manners shown on this bus as you show in school. The company providing us with the bus has said that food and drink is allowed to be consumed on the bus, but if you haven't got your own then tough. I will not have any trading on this bus or people trying to make a quick few bob. Is that clear?"
All: "Yes sir."
JD: "Good. Now when we get there I don't want any of you embarassing yourself or the school with rude comments towards Her Royal Magesty. You'll show her the same respect she shows you. Finally I don't want anybody trying to steal anything from the palace. That's a lifetime's worth of priceless artifacts, so you'll keep your hands to yourself."
aw1: "My hands will be busy on some other priceless artifacts sir."
JD: "I'm not even going to ask what you mean. Just settle down and we can set off."
The bus set off on the long trip down to London.
MsG: "What did you mean by priceless artifacts?"
aw1: "Ah you'll find out sooner or later."
MsG: "Sounds fun."
aw1: "It'll definately be fun."
MsG: "Good, I like having fun."
7kk7: "I'm always up for fun you know."
MsG: "That's nice to know."
7kk7: "You ever been to London before?"
aw1: "Nah, but I've been down south before."
MsGerrard and aw1 started giggling with each other.
7kk7: "I don't get it."
aw1: "She does."
The two started giggling again.
Reslivo: "You looking forward to this Mag?"
Magillionaire: "Too right. It's the palace in it."
Reslivo: "Yeah, can't wait either."
Magillionaire: "Teachers seem a bit nervous as well."
Reslivo: "That a good or bad thing?"
Magillionaire: "Good, might be able to nick something if they're on edge."
Venison: "There'll be nothing like that Magill. You heard what the headmaster said."
Magillionaire: "Yes sir."
Shay: "Poor old Mag, not getting his way. Diddums."
Magillionaire: "Shut up you."
Shay: "Someone's not too pleased."
Magillionaire: "Someone's going to get a black eye in a minute."
Venison: "There'll be nothing of that nature either Magill. Do I have to come and sit there with you?"
Magillionaire: "No sir."
Magillionaire continued to sulk, while Shay persisted in winding him up.
County_Rd: "What's the first thing you're going to do in London Ken?"
RedKenny: "Take a piss at Stamford Bridge."
County_Rd: "What about you Court?"
Court: "I'm gonna get pissed and meet the Queen completely bladdered."
County_Rd: "That I have to see."
ayrton: "Have to see what?"
County_Rd: "Court pissed."
ayrton rolled his eyes and sighed.
Ra Ra: "Anybody got any decent music?"
gareth g: "I've got The Specials."
Ra Ra: "Guess not then."
DLS: "Put it on Gaz, they're boss them."
gareth g: "Alright mate, what you doing here?"
DLS: "Free trip down to Lodnon. Ain't gonna pass that up. I'm meetin' some bird down 'ere later, thought I might as well save meself the train fare."
gareth g: "You'll get in the neck if you get collored."
DLS: "I'm Scouse, we're used to 'idin' from authority."
gareth g and DLS began laughing.
DLS: "Ow's aw1 gettin' on with MsG anyway lad?"
gareth g: "Two of them were laughing about something earlier."
DLS: "Good luck to him. We've got a bet that he nails her before I get the girl who works in Sayers."
gareth g: "Oh that's why he's over her like a rash?"
DLS: "Too right lad, but keep it under ye hat. In the meantime, I've gotta go an 'ide again, here's County."
County_Rd: "Who were you talking to gareth?"
gareth g: "Myself sir. I do that sometimes."
County_Rd: "Are you lying?"
gareth g: "No sir."
Mr County returned to his seat.
Watt: "Eh B, can I borrow your lip gloss girl?"
Bpatel: "Yeah no probs."
Watt: "Ta."
Bpatel: "Trying to look nice for Prince Charles are you?"
Watt: "As if."
Bpatel: "What for then?"
Watt: "Just don't want to look scruffy, like him over there."
Watt pointed to Mr Kenny while Bpatel laughed.
paulrobbo: "What do we call the Queen miss?"
Smiggs: "Not love."
JD: "You should call he ma'am."
RedKenny: "Or Lizzy depending how well you know her."
7kk7: "I'm sticking to ma'am."
JD: "Good. Pass that message down the bus as well. You refer to her as ma'am."
The message went down the bus.
Crouchinho: "Did you hear the way Jackie D was talking to me before. Telling me to shut up?"
Ally-LFC: "Can't blame him."
Crouchinho: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Ally-LFC: "Nothing."
Crouchinho: "Well lets make it something."
Ally-LFC: "Sit down mate. I'm only pulling your leg."
aw1: "I'm pulling more than a leg."
aw1 and MsGerrard began giggling with each other again.
Crouchinho: "Come on Ally, let's have it."
Ally-LFC: "I'm not fighting you."
Crouchinho: "Shithouse."
Ally-LFC: "No I just don't want to get into trouble before we reach the palace."
Aussiered: "Good thinking."
Ally-LFC: "Thanks."
The conversations continued while gareth g and Ra Ra Rafa continued to argue about their muscial tastes.
7kk7: "Do you want a malteaser sir?"
Court: "Thank you."
7kk7: "They're mint sir."
Court: "Oh good I li... Mr Court collapsed and lay motionless there and then on the floor. The bus stopped and everybody gathered round to see what had happened.
Is this another school trip cancelled?
Will Mr Court be OK?
Tune in next time to find out.
DLS: "Some people have no manners, I'll 'ave to get off here and make me own way to London."
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