The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Won't be sitting cheering them on as I've better things to do but hoping they can take at least a point of City.

You do those better things then. I'm sure nobody will care about a few tissues anyway.

You do those better things then. I'm sure nobody will care about a few tissues anyway.

You've lost me.

You've lost me.

Welcome to the club... 😂

If United win I'll be pretty pleased, providing we win all our games. Rivalry can gtfo when it comes to the situation we're in.

Makes perfect sence 

Makes perfect sence 

Keith, what do you think the majority of Utd fans want, to lose to City and us to miss out on the league and you top 4, or win and for us to win the league (& CL ) and you to get top 4?

Redshite losing to blueshite.

Redshite losing to blueshite.

there's no hope

there's no hope

Nope and if they lose today it will be their longest losing streak in 30 years.

Get in Ole!

Nope and if they lose today it will be their longest losing streak in 30 years.

Get in Ole!

Wouldn't surprise me if Everton know them winning dents our chances. They are trying extra hard.

2 down now.

Ole looking worried could be the quickest sacking in Manc history on the cards 

Does this mean our draw to the Blueshite was actually quite good or that Manure have become dogshit?
F**k me Citeh will win easily on Wednesday unless Utd can find a lot more gears for that match.

That’s just brutal from United. Luckily the match against City is at home where they are less hopeless.

Does this mean our draw to the Blueshite was actually quite good or that Manure have become dogshit?
F**k me Citeh will win easily on Wednesday unless Utd can find a lot more gears for that match.

City will hit Scum for 4 easy if they play like this.

Useless fucks.

Unfortunately Spuds yesterday was our only chance but did a standard bottle job.

City will hit Scum for 4 easy if they play like this.

Useless fucks.

Unfortunately Spuds yesterday was our only chance but did a standard bottle job.

Yes that game yesterday was so frustrating, Spurs had plenty of good chances but just couldn't find the net, still think Citeh will drop points but not against Manure, unless they find some motivation again, and derby games have a funny way of providing that.

This is depressing..were hoping these caants can beat city

Even Theo Walcott can score against them 

Wow Utd have turned to utter sh*t just in time to F**k us up! I've never seen a Utd team this bad, not even under the chosen one!!!
If Citeh had played Utd when they were supposed to, about a month ago, then they would have probbaly lost, now it will be their easiest game all season!!

This is depressing..were hoping these caants can beat city

On that performance mate I can see another pasting on the cards.

Gary Nevilles angry frown gap between his eyebrows is 2 inches wider now after that spanking.

The whole thing around Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is what worries me about if we get too emotionally attached to wanting Gerrard becoming our boss.

One day of course it would be great to see Gerrard as our manager - but ONLY if he has proved he would be up to the job. 

Getting Rangers to overcome Celtic has to got to be the first yardstick in that process.

No Champions League for United - Glazers wont like that. $$$

I know we ideally wanted them to win to keep in with a shout of top 4, but I just want to say hahahahaha

Solskjaer aiming to finish his new 3 year contract 3 years early it seems

Best part is, he is clearly out of his depth but they will insist on giving him time, where he will sink them even further after spending a summer buying more sh*te 

This is depressing..were hoping these caants can beat city

No chance United will beat them.  Leicester and Burnley have got a better chance.  Genuine opinion.

No chance United will beat them.  Leicester and Burnley have got a better chance.  Genuine opinion.

Don’t need Utd to beat them a draw will do.