The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Only Man City, Man Utd, and Chelsea have spent more over the last 5 years than Everton, and yet these are their  unquestioned, under-no-pressure-from-anyone-at-all league finishes in that time:

10th
12th
8th
8th
7th
 

Forever in our shadow........cu*ts

10th place after all that money they have spent and all the hype they gave themselves. They're all in meltdown cos James fu**ed it the game off today and went back to Colombia instead.

F***ing Everton the teeny tiny club.

Absolutely hilarious they are

Don't forget the red stripe on the away kit, seen a bit of a fume about that from the mongrels.

Don't forget the red stripe on the away kit, seen a bit of a fume about that from the mongrels.

It's not red it's burnt orange 

It's not red it's burnt orange 

Hahaha as in the classic film "The Hunt for Burnt Orange October"


That was a shout from a red to a blue in the smoking area today at work.

Forever in our shadow........cu*ts

Pathetic cu*ts.

 

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1399445935441297412

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1399445935441297412

https://twitter.com/LucasNavarreteM/status/1399673719094657026?s=19

Big Sam on his way back? 🙏

That is hilarious. He and James were the best things going for that club and now with Carlo gone it is also likely James asks to leave.

That is hilarious. He and James were the best things going for that club and now with Carlo gone it is also likely James asks to leave.

Yup, signing Ancelotti was a masterstroke and actually had me worried for a bit. Good thing it didn't last too long.

Goodbye Carlo and congratulations on your winning at Anfield trophy. You will literally never be forgotten at Goodison.

Hahahahahaha

Kinell, they are going to be FUMIN'

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticUK/status/1399731836201455616?s=19

At least he left them winning the “Winning the Title in October” trophy

Kinell, they are going to be FUMIN'

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticUK/status/1399731836201455616?s=19

Everton to discuss Gerrard

Adios Carlos. You couldn't make this sh*t up give it to big Dunc he is perfect for the job. Eddie Howe seems well suited to managing a relegation fighting team

Kinell, they are going to be FUMIN'

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticUK/status/1399731836201455616?s=19

Gerrard?!!!! in your f***in dreams

Carlos didnt waste time he has been appointed F**k me he must have been down the airport like a rat down a drain pipe. He probably thinks he has had a lucky escape

Gerrard?!!!! in your f***in dreams

not so quick there buddy this man has not yet given his decision
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Carlo seen the light, he was just biding his time until a proper football club came calling, does anyone think he would have seen out his contract? No f***in Way he would, so it’s no real surprise, I’m f***in pissin masel, just when those bitter bas**rds thought they had finally got a manager to be proud of, he fucks off back to Spain, poor Carlo, he’s been tarnished with that disease called mediocrity, no wonder he’s fu**ed off, get big Duncan disorderly back in so we can all piss ourselves laughing as he takes his wee shitty club down to the Championship, Lovin it 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂, Ya Kunts!

They are also touting the return of ‘the chosen one’
I know we all take the P155 but would he really consider the BS to be a better bet than WHUM?

Carlo seen the light, he was just biding his time until a proper football club came calling, does anyone think he would have seen out his contract? No F**kin Way he would, so it’s no real surprise, I’m f***in pissin masel, just when those bitter bas**rds thought they had finally got a manager to be proud of, he fucks off back to Spain, poor Carlo, he’s been tarnished with that disease called mediocrity, no wonder he’s fu**ed off, get big Duncan disorderly back in so we can all piss ourselves laughing as he takes his wee shitty club down to the Championship, Lovin it 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂, Ya Kunts!

I'm gob smacked that Carlo has sh!t on them so soon. Granted he's had a nightmare finish to the league when going well early doors.  As for SG ? More chance of him going to United than Everton 

Wining the league in September and manager F***ing off in June good old Everton, cu*ts