Pundits and Commentators

Can't bear Chris Sutton on 5 Live.

Also how far up John Cross's arse is Lawro? Crossy this, Crossy that.

Wankers.

Can't bear Chris Sutton on 5 Live.

Also how far up John Cross's arse is Lawro? Crossy this, Crossy that.

Wankers.

Sutton is such a miserable f**ker.

Owen Hargreaves can F**k off.

To him everything/one is either:
- The best in the world at something
- The best 1v1, "forget about it"
- Incredible/incredibly something

It's non-stop drunk chatter for him. He's a c**t, he never made it, he will never make it in commentary and I hope he loses his voice on a permanent basis.

Also, what the F**k is that accent?

Michael Owen (for all that he's a c***) at least has cottoned onto the fact that Sakho is actually a very incisive passer of the football. Watch now how the rest of them will actually start to look at where the ball actually goes when he passes it as opposed to how pretty (or not) he looks while he's executing it. It took me a little while too, but FFS he's been doing it for three seasons now.

Owen Hargreaves can f**k off.

To him everything/one is either:
- The best in the world at something
- The best 1v1, "forget about it"
- Incredible/incredibly something

It's non-stop drunk chatter for him. He's a c**t, he never made it, he will never make it in commentary and I hope he loses his voice on a permanent basis.

Also, what the F**k is that accent?

I thought Hargreaves was an outstanding player on his day...when fit. Certainly on a technical level far above most of his England team mates a decade ago.

Don't hear enough of him on BT Sport though to pass judgement but I'll take your word for it. Accent derives from being born in Canada and playing most of his career in Germany I think.

...when fit

Kind of why he never made it.

Accent derives from being born in Canada and playing most of his career in Germany I think.

Annoying as F**k to listen to, though.

Kind of why he never made it.


Annoying as f**k to listen to, though.

Won two Champions Leagues though, playing prominent roles in 2001 and 2008.

Won two Champions Leagues though, playing prominent roles in 2001 and 2008.

Crocked 99% of the time, and that doesn't change the fact he's a dipshit.

We can go back and forth here all day & night, just let me have my bias one time. I'm not usually this angry about someone's commentary.

Ah Owen Hargreaves. What could have been for the Canadian national team.

Not sure what to make of Martin Keown.

Boy is he intense though. Looks like he's going to explode at any moment.

Not sure what to make of Martin Keown.

Boy is he intense though. Looks like he's going to explode at any moment.

I never watched him tonight, woke up late but MK is always this polite tw*t, he was a dirty ugly b***ard as a player. Still a great defender like.

Not sure what to make of Martin Keown.

Boy is he intense though. Looks like he's going to explode at any moment.

Arsenal got beat and with the way Newcastle are playing no wonder Keown and Shearer looked F***ing miserable on MOTD.

Keown knows what he's talking about, top pundit in my eyes even though I hated him as a player.

Eniola Aluko on MOTD 2 Extra this afternoon. Absolutely brilliant. No cliches, no bullshit - all fair and balanced analysis and some really intelligent and incisive insight on almost everything she spoke on.

Get her on MOTD every week.

I just need to mention this, I recall many times how some pundits were saying Coutinho, Lallana and Firmino are luxury players when they are far from it. We probably have the most hard working attacking players in the league come to think of it.

Eniola Aluko

She's a terrible player, are you serious with that post btw?

I just need to mention this, I recall many times how some pundits were saying Coutinho, Lallana and Firmino are luxury players when they are far from it. We probably have the most hard working attacking players in the league come to think of it.

these people probably think messi and neymar are luxury players

She's a terrible player, are you serious with that post btw?

Don't think Frankly was on about her football skills, think he was on about her oratory skill of being able to speak about the game without coming out with the usual sh*t we hear from the mundane and boring pundits on MOTD

Carrying on from the City thread, Tyler and Neville yesterday were about as biased a pair of commentators I've heard for some time. Neville is usually alright but yesterday he was a bigger City fan than he was United. Tyler was his usual anti-Liverpool c**t self.

She's a terrible player, are you serious with that post btw?

Yes of course I'm serious. Why wouldn't I?

Yes of course I'm serious. Why wouldn't I?

You wouldn't, I still never expected that because she's a dodgy player, did she just surprise you then? With her honesty.

You wouldn't, I still never expected that because she's a dodgy player, did she just surprise you then? With her honesty.

No - just a clear and coherent analyst. This is true 'Pundits and Commentators' thread you know?

Carrying on from the City thread, Tyler and Neville yesterday were about as biased a pair of commentators I've heard for some time. Neville is usually alright but yesterday he was a bigger City fan than he was United. Tyler was his usual anti-Liverpool c**t self.

I've said this before, but it drives me crazy how Tyler pronounces "Mangala" as "Mengele." Like, does he realize who Mengele was?