From the people who brought you Steve McClarenβs Dutch In Ten Eashy Shtepsh.
Have you ever wished you could speak a foreign language, but just canβt be arsed to learn? Then English footballer Joey Barton β pronounced Joseef Bahton β has the answer.
The former Man City and Newcastle midfielder, who is currently on loan at Olympique de Marseille from QPR, amazed the gathered media at a recent press conference after he used the English language to communicate in fluent French.
βIf you think a circumflex involves the use of a scalpel, and a Cedilla is a monster created by nuclear testing then this is the book youβve been waiting for!β β Piers Morgan
Learn how to shrug your shoulders in French!
Wan! Tooooo! Thwee! Fwar! Learn how to count to twenty as you punch someone repeatedly in the face!
Meh! Learn to not give a sh*t as only the French know how!
With invaluable phrases like, βI sink you av speeled ma dreenk, zerefore I weel extuingueesh zis cigar een yur fessβ and βWizzout ze musique life wud bee a mistaqueβ, Joey will teach you how to enjoy a night out while impressing the locals with your knowledge of Nietzsche.
Turn your Gallic disdain on match officials. βWhy you geef me red card? Ees only a dislocated shouldeur β and βZat ball was neffeur out of play β you sink I am sam sort of cont?β
An ideal gift for native English speakers who think βsavoir faireβ is a theme park near Bootle. So why not add a certain Je ne sais quoi to your spell in Casualty this Christmas?
On sale now at the bargain price of seex pounds seexty!
Also in this series β Emile Heskeyβs Bloody Beaut Guide to Australia, Understanding the Wiltshire Dialect with Paolo di Canio and How to speak Los Angelican by David Beckham.
http://newsthump.com/2012/11/27/publishers-to-release-learn-french-the-joey-barton-way/#ixzz2DSuwgWPe